Today was killer. I met Asher and Alvelyn at Serangoon around 2pm. We were supposed to meet at 1:30 but Al had trouble shitting before she left. Then met Effendy and traveled to Al’s grandma’s to fetch Coke. All hopped in a cab. Coke did NOT pee in the car. Then we fetched McDonald’s where we ordered *~*~PROSPERITY BURGERS~*~* and brought them to East Coast Park. We pitched a tent on the beach for Effendy’s birthday and took a bunch of photos with the dog and played cards and shit. We split at 7pm and Asher and I rendezvoused with Alex to go to a friend’s flat for dinner. Anais and Kat and Pamm made purple yam soup and weird Viet tofu shit and lemongrass pork over rice and everything was dank as fuck. Then there were brownies. And then there was CHATROULETTE ON THE FUCKING TV. All 9 of us trolling the shit out of the failures of the interbutts for prolly two hours. We saw plenty of dicks (one that looked like a pickle), a 16-year-old in Florida simultaneously smoking a bowl and flaunting his bag of cocaine, and Drake except it wasn’t really Drake even though every girl present still believes it was him. The best part was putting Pamm on cam at first as bait, and then slowly the other 8 of us would creep out from other corners of the room, with horse masks on, rubber tits dangling, a bacon soft toy chilling..we covered pretty much all the necessary bases of win. And shit, did we ever lol. We got some great reactions from them chatroulette creeps.
Anyway, now it is late and I am exhausted and dehydrated (my piss is orange) and awesome.
Photo is Coke and me.
